sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

Today I discovered that, although he will not come when called, I can summon Stinky Bastard Man to my side if I mimic crying noises/behavior which begs the question

is he my Big Whiny Baby or am I his

the lack of urgency was noted though

*pop* of food opening: hurtle immediately towards goal at breakneck speed

sounds of human wailing in distress: leisurely saunter. still coming, yes, but maybe stop to bite own ass a few times along the way