biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

carnival-phantasm:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

carnival-phantasm:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

scrumptiouslysuperdeer:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

HOLY SHIT IM LAUGHING MY PINK BUTT OFF

“user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses (self-described as “powerful tumblr abomination”)”

the whole article is hilarious tbh

In an unprecedented power move, tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses gets called out as a Meme Fraud by tumblr @staff

in my defense, i had no idea. i literally didn’t bother to check

Save your excuses for Judge John Green, pal

@fishingboatproceeds is too wholesome to have any jurisdiction in my domain. re-stock your tribunal, fool. replenish your judges. scour the land, you will not find an executioner who can contain me.