creating venom without spider-man has created the greatest dynamic between eddie and venom that has ever existed. they aren’t bonding over being hating peter parker, they’re bonding over the fact that they’re both complete losers. they’re two losers that love to eat junk food out of the trash and they can combine together to form an eight foot tall space monster.
Riot: This is my host Carlton Drake. He’s powerful and rich and remarkably intelligent. I sought him out from the moment I landed on this planet knowing he would be a powerful host for me.
Venom: Ya that’s great I found Eddie in a dumpster and I love him
so Eddie is like a dirty stray cat eating trash? bc yeah i see it
I’m deadass dying at this from Venom: The Nativity, because:
» the symbiote never told Eddie they were pregnant. Eddie was having morning sickness and everything – symbiote was afraid but hoping Eddie would just notice and intuit it
» Eddie, dumb man, does not notice anything
» when the symbiote showed Spiderwoman that they were pregnant (not directly but made her feel it) Spiderwoman immediately understood, because she is not a dumb man who has no idea about pregnancy
at what point, do we think, did eddie just kinda…give up on clothes? like, was it a gradual thing or was there a moment early on when he gazed into his laundry basket and consciously decided that henceforth he’d save time and money by going out in public wearing literally nothing but his new best friend?
This moment had better happen in the next movie. XD
it’s important that tom hardy has singlehandedly caused so much venom fanart where eddie has such pillowy and luscious lips. that is feminist/mlm activism and he should be recognized for his incalculable service to our communities.
were all talking about The Lobster Tank which is of course well deserved but the moment immediately BEFORE the lobster tank in which tom hardy grabs a lobster off a strangers plate, takes a bite out of it whole, and then hisses ‘this is dead. this is DEAD.’ in a tone which heavily implies he’s accusing the man he stole it from of having killed it just to slight him is every bit as good and i want that gif on my tombstone
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