“Gets crushed into dust” hMMMM
Tag: undertale
One thing that’s still bothering me is that Kris is blue, and an unnatural blue at that. They look like an undead being
Ralsei i didnt play this game instead of doing NaNoWriMo and my research paper to get lectured about procrastination
vzmp:
no offence but nothing will ever be more emotionally impacting then ‘despite everything, it’s still you’
be straightforward with you.
my brother’d really like to see a human…
so, y’know. it’d really help me out,
if you kept pretending to be one.
#jesus god both of these lines have the exact same intensity for polar opposite emotions #also we cant forget at the end of an almost-genocide where alphys becomes queen and she says #“i should have killed you when i had the chance” and then hangs up and thats thr last line in the game #hhhhoooooohhh
remember in undertale when you could just keep petting that dog til his head went off the screen and came up from the bottom. hmm. try saying literally anything bad about undertale ever again. bitch
Toby fox and the official undertale twitter accts: *posting vague cryptic shit, asking players to return to the acct in 24 hours*
Everyone on the internet, joking in unison: lol sans undertale for smash confirm
Nintendo: Hey we have a Nintendo direct for smash ultimate coming out this Thursday, Nov 1st.
Everyone on the internet, coming to an abrupt stop: …
Me, aware of the meta fuckery that Toby Fox likes to throw at us: Names “player” something that is not my name
Toby Fox: Nah your character’s name is Kris
Me, who’s actual name is Kris but has not revealed that anywhere else except in person and on social media: What The Fuck, Toby Fox
Toby Fox: hey everyone please download my new computer virus consenually and make sure you don’t talk about it for 24 hours or I’ll explode your computer
