Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #8 (2015)
written by Ryan North
art by Erica Henderson & Rico Renzi
Tag: marvel
GOD THOR YOU KNOW HE’S STRUGGLING WITH SOME SERIOUS SURVIVOR’S GUILT I AM A WHOLE LESBIAN BUT I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM AGAINST MY CHEST AND LET HIM KNOW IT’S NOT HIS FAULT
welcome to the age of female superheroes
this video is my sexuality
Okay that cut from Captain Marvel to Wonder Woman to Valkyrie–I have needed that my whole life.
me: i don’t think t’challa should have to put up with any of the avengers, he seems so above their petty drama
me: except thor. i want t’challa to become best friends with thor.
the avengers: we know you were there but did you ever actually hear the full story of what happened between steve rogers and tony stark, it’s very –
t’challa: can you please shut the fuck up
thor: wanna hear about the time my brother turned into a snake and stabbed me?
t’challa: of course baby
t’challa: oh btw did you ever meet the Dora Milaje, they’re our all-female warriors dedicated to protecting the throne and the kingdom.
thor, on the edge of an excitement breakdown: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think venom is affected by weed or do you think he doesn’t get anything out of it so like Eddie is like man these edibles aren’t shit and venoms like they’re regular brownies asshole
he just gets affected way later
So, canonically, the Venom Symbiote can perfectly imitate any article of clothing and Eddie Brock rarely rarely wears actual clothes besides sometimes underwear or shorts.
Eddie and the Symbiote could make themselves look like they were wearing top of the line, designer clothes all the time just as easily as any other look, which means that every day they wake up and make the conscious decision to dress like a trash hobo and that’s SO VALID
There’s been a few people here and there in the tags trying to start ship discourse but…
Yall seem to forget that eddie/venom are canon in the comics… this is pretty much basic level Venom lore
Venom declares their love for Eddie:
Eddie talks to someone about being in a relationship with Venom and how much he loves it:
They consider each other married:
They’ve considered each other marred since the 1990 comics:
Yet another discussion on their romantic relationship:
Eddie considers Venom his long time romantic partner:
They go on movie dates with each other and hold hands!!!:
…This scene:
Um…. anyways, heart chocolates:
They call each other pet names CONSTANTLY:
The ending to one of the comics has a heart symbol and the classic ‘fairy tale’ ending:
Speaking of the heart ending, they consider their entire story in the comics to be a love story
I just… do I need to explain further?
They’ve also canonically given birth to a symbiote child before and raised it together until it went off on its own. Yep. They had a child together.
Anyways…. symbrock is canon. And it has been since 1990 when they first considered themselves married and in a relationship.
(sources: everything from Venom 1990 to the most recent Venom comics)
Venom, after watching Sailor Moon transform: Eddie
Eddie: Don’t


































