Why is it that in almost every D&D group I’m in, SOMEONE wants to have a joke character. And no, I don’t mean like a choatic neutral bard or something, I mean a goddamn chicken. You wanna be a fucking chicken??? A CHICKEN???
I SPENT SO MANY HOURS CRAFTING HOMEBREW RACES, AND CLASSES AND SHIT AND YOU WANNA BE A NORMAL FUCKING CHICKEN WITH A BIG SWORD??? REALLY???? REALLLLYYYY????
So no, I don’t really mind bards.
Me talking to new player: So what race and class did you decide?
Him: Umm a rouge and uuuuuh bird person.
Me: Oh an Aarakocra?
Him: A what? No, like I’m still small but … like a bird furry.
Me: A small … bird furry
Him: Yeah like a coupla inches tall … but my knives are normal size.
In the PHB, the Reincarnation spell only lists racial options that were given in the PHB, which makes sense. However, we have since gotten more playable races, so it’s high time to expand it. (This has probably been done already, but now it’s been done by me.)
I tried to give vaguely equal prominence to all races, while also including all subraces. This is mathematically impossible when dealing with one hundred integers, therefore you get this approximation. (Each result within “dragonborn” gives the option of two colours, to avoid being completely ridiculous.)
This includes all races and subraces from the PHB, Volo, Mordenkainen, and Elemental Evil.
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