Some of the new items from my fave D&D NPC’s refurbished Slightly-Cursed Items Shop, in which she sells my players items ranging from effectively useless to legitimately deadly – but always entertaining. Feel free to use these tragedies!
UH SCUSE an first of these things sound EXTREMLY ROOD
dude that’s only 299 dollars for 299 dollars you could make ur living room the SICKEST living room anyone has ever been in, or will ever be in, in their ENTIRE GODDAMN LIVES
My DM wants our group to pitch in like $50 to get this thing for our game nights.
It also has a built in fog machine as well, in case you were unsure still.
It’s available at Home Depot right now btw
Good idea?
BEST idea.
Please remember to properly vent, fog machines indoors can be dangerous for people with breathing issues.
Other than that … HELL YEAH GET THAT SICK ASS DRAGON!
Delicious. Finally some good fucking home improvement.
If you want to get a 19 inch version that’s equally perfect for D&D (or just want to decorate your home with badass dragons), Home Depot sells the red one AND a blue one in-store too
They don’t breath smoke, but they DO have LED lights included
(They also have a green 19 inch dragon but that seems to be an online only exclusive 😭😭😭)
A fire elemental appears on the road attacking the party.
Tiefling Barbarian: *goes into a rage that involves setting himself on fire and dealing bonus fire damage*
The rest of the Party: Why would you DO THAT?!
We manage to defeat it somehow despite us all being level 3. The tiefling deals the finishing blow.
DM: *After describing the elemental perishing* You have heard the phrase “fight fire with fire” but you have never actually seen anyone do this and suceed.
literally me, as an NPC, to my players tonight, “If I had to assign a numerical value to how powerful this guy is, if you try to kill him now, you’ll fuckin die.”
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