Tabletop shenanigans: I’m playing a Lawful Neutral hall monitor type and starting every session by judgily reading off a list of everyone’s crimes so far
Example:
“In the two days we’ve been on this planet,
Retro tried to drink gasoline, didn’t pay for it, left it to spill everywhere, and almost set himself on fire
Flyby kicked a hole in a building
Aprilia Shiver broke into an auto repair shop
Slide broke a fire hydrant, then ripped a branch off a tree in a public park trying to block the water
Flyby and Remix broke into a federal military base
Flyby then resisted arrest by fleeing the feds who caught her breaking into said military base, because she’s a brightly colored helicopter incapable of subtlety
Zero is the only one of you idiots who hasn’t broken the law so far, and we all know it’s coming. Why are you like this.”
(Zero then almost got arrested by pranking seven drive-through employees in a row while we were trying to be subtle, and also broke an asphalt road in a residential neighborhood, because she and my character are rivals and she felt left out)
A lot of you have probably seen something like this before. If you google “dnd magic item”, one of the first things that shows up is a post by @sskyeh (original tweet here) that says…
“D&D item: twin brass knuckles named Thoughts & Prayers that deal psychic and radiant damage respectively”.
Well, people loved that idea and have made a few different versions:
So that whole interview made me super emotional but I particularly relate to Travis’ initial feelings about D&D, like, a lot. Pretty much all I knew about role playing games until college I learned from that one episode of Lizzie McGuire where Gordo gets addicted to it and Lizzie and Miranda have to stage an intervention. It’s made out to be weird, kinda cult-ish and just not portrayed in a very positive light.
Fast forward to college: I’m a theatre major and a group of my very closest friends were like “Hey, we’re gonna start a D&D campaign, do you want to join?” And my answer was a super resounding “NOPE.” Even as someone who adores reading and movies and different ways to tell stories, I was genuinely put off by the medium at first. So my friends were like “That’s okay, you can always come watch if you want!” (Matt Mercer, you were right about “no one watches D&D,” we’ll get there in a second) And again I said “Yeah probably not, kinda weirds me out! Thanks but no thanks.”
And then. And then it happened.
The majority of my close friends were involved in this campaign, so I was facing a day of hanging out alone when the invite was offered again: “Hey, just come watch! If you’re bored or you hate it you can leave.” So I went.
I have no clue if the DM was doing a home brew or a guide based campaign or what. I sat down on the floor and I was a little skeptical, I was listening to everyone plan stuff out and trying to figure out the character sheets and what all the dice were for, I was just so lost. And then they sailed to an island where the people had velociraptors as pets. And someone in the campaign said “I’m gonna try to pet one.” He rolled for it, didn’t do so hot, and the DM said “She hisses at you.” And without even thinking, I just kinda hissed under my breath to my friend on the left thinking we’d just have a laugh.
IMMEDIATELY, the guy that just tried to pet the velociraptor looks at me and dangles his hand out with an imaginary fish and said “Okay, I’m gonna try to feed her then!” And held out a fish. To me. And I sat there thinking “Ok dude running the show, you can jump in any time now and take over!” until I realized he was looking at me, too. He had given me total control over that dinosaur and was waiting to see what I was gonna do.
And I GOT IT.
In that moment, playing a dumb dinosaur in a narrative I didn’t even half understand, I got it.
They’re finally all complete, and are available in a ton of different forms in our brand new site and brand – Birch + Bat Studios! These designs are available there as stickers, phone cases, dice bags, shirts, hoodies, tanks, notebooks, jewelry, prints, mugs, home goods, and more.
In order shown: Paladin, Fighter, Ranger, Wizard, Rogue, Warlock, Bard, Cleric, Monk, Sorcerer