jezi-belle:

noirsongbird:

redcap3:

wanlingnic:

limey-blue-arty-do:

durpacerangerrogjro:

shamrockjolnes:

thebibliosphere:

ghost-of-turbosusan:

thebibliosphere:

ghost-of-turbosusan:

caramelcrow:

calibornsmainsqueeze:

missvulpix212:

unwinona:

syntaxtree:

describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible

pink rage gigolo

Drow Ranger: Nautical version

gay and from hell

wolf who stabs

bird that accidentally read a book of power

Uses lute like a melee weapon.

Oh wow that’s way better than what I’ve been doing.

The Santa Clause, but for rogues. 

a street urchin but With Knives

A Shady character

A merman, but with legs and social anxiety.

A rich kid with Issues.

LOTS of Issues.

Olivia Benson, but like, drunk and bitter.

Gonna bless the shit out of all these motherfuckers’ hearts.

12 year old demon child stuck in a grown man body

lizardlicks:

ciravaesthetic:

ciravaesthetic:

It’s 5 in the morning and I have a FANTASTIC story about how bad I made this one guy rage quit our DnD session tonight, all because he didn’t want to do a character interaction and he just wanted me to HAND HIM THE ANSWERS about my character’s backstory. I was in no way being malevolent about it, all i wanted to do was play a role-playing game by – oh, you know – ROLE-PLAYING – and he got SO UPSET you guys and I’m so fucking salty lmao

but it’s 5 AM so I’m going to tell this story when I wake up tomorrow

So before I get to the climax of this story I think I’m going to break down the escalation and the context into bullet points, because he’s been so fucking annoyed with everything that I do even though it was all legal lmao. It’s a long story so i’ll put it under a read more but it’s worth every second bc this guy can be extremely obnoxious and i’m not sorry at all for what i did.

Keep reading

Please continue trolling this pissbaby, it’s so very cathartic.

probablybadrpgideas:

Save on prep work by using the same red ancient dragon statblock for every single NPC, and just fluff things differently.

Descriptively, the goblin is firing its shortbow at you. Mechanically, they are breathing fire in a 90-foot cone, dealing 26d6 fire damage on a failed DC 24 Dexterity saving throw, and half as much damage on a successful one.