seasonal fae types
Tag: dnd inspiration
This is how you play a wizard.
Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
now THIS is a supervillain.
Tabletop shenanigans: I’m playing a Lawful Neutral hall monitor type and starting every session by judgily reading off a list of everyone’s crimes so far
Example:
“In the two days we’ve been on this planet,
- Retro tried to drink gasoline, didn’t pay for it, left it to spill everywhere, and almost set himself on fire
- Flyby kicked a hole in a building
- Aprilia Shiver broke into an auto repair shop
- Slide broke a fire hydrant, then ripped a branch off a tree in a public park trying to block the water
- Flyby and Remix broke into a federal military base
- Flyby then resisted arrest by fleeing the feds who caught her breaking into said military base, because she’s a brightly colored helicopter incapable of subtlety
Zero is the only one of you idiots who hasn’t broken the law so far, and we all know it’s coming. Why are you like this.”
(Zero then almost got arrested by pranking seven drive-through employees in a row while we were trying to be subtle, and also broke an asphalt road in a residential neighborhood, because she and my character are rivals and she felt left out)
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