Sam: “I would just like to point out, Jester’s mom said this guy was bothering her, and we blew him up, with tentacles.”
Laura: “You protect your mother.”
Tag: critical role
true DND is watching the DM fiddle with the fog machine so the map can look cooler for like 4 minutes then genuinely cheering when it starts working
i thought watching Marisha and Matt roleplay lesbians flirting each other was weird but somehow them roleplaying a lesbian fake flirting with an insecure dude takes the cake
Nott the Brave, jumping up on a table and threatening a bar with goblins to not even get any information is a heavy Nein mood.
Beau: *sees a black void with tentacles, looks towards Fjord* “What the fuck?!”
Fjord: “Yeah, that’s mine!”
Beau: “But-”
Fjord: “Don’t go in there!”
“I reach out and grab a little bit of reality, and then I tear a black hole open in the hallway.”
—Fjord, casting Hunger of Hadar
Guy: starts to seem interested
Beau: nervous gay laughter
Now all we need is a third candidate for Jester’s dad besides the Gentleman and this genie so we can really get a Mamma Mia AU going
I’m not sure who was more traumatized by Tracey- the guard, the Mighty Nein, or Beau
The Mighty Nein’s group alignment is chaotic chaotic
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