I have this really stupid and terrible Stolen Century headcanon that during one cycle Barry decides to grow a full beard and almost every other member of the IPRE fucking hates it. (It doesn’t look BAD, exactly, it’s just you get used to someone’s face looking a certain way once youve known them for almost a hundred years and its WEIRD)
The crew begs him to shave it off for months. He refuses because Lup thinks it’s cute.
Davenport: Barry, that beard is against IPRE regulation.
Barry: Since when? Merle and Magnus also have beards?
Davenport: Since… … Uh… … … Please?
He looks over Lucretia’s shoulder and she’s drawn a little cartoony illustration of him in one of her journals and written “INCORRECT” underneath it in big block letters.
Magnus: Barry I love you and you’re my family and you’re perfect but I can’t stand your face right now and I refuse to look at it
Taako leaves a straight razor on his bed and he’s not sure if it’s a gift or a threat.
Merle: Who the fuck are you?
(No one can tell if Merle is joking.)
Lup: ♥‿♥
Sorry to hijack this and ruin it with terrible formatting but these were so good and I was inspired and had to doodle all of them:
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[Start ID: The Adventure Zone fanart comic that shows Barry with glasses and a beard. And each of the ipre team confronting him about it. Davenport, a short gnome man with a mustache and well-kept Hair Says: “ Barry, that beard is against ipre regulation.” Barry says: “ since when? Merle Magnus have beards.” Davenport says: “…. Please”
Lucretia is sitting on a couch, she has her feet tucked up under her and a short haircut and writing in a journal, barry looks over her shoulder and in the journal she’s drawing a picture of him with a beard and arrows pointing to him saying in all caps: “Incorrect”
Magnus is wearing sunglasses and a tank top and approaches Barry and says with his hands out: “ Barry I love you, you’re my family, and you’re perfect but I can’t stand your face right now, and I refuse to look at it.”
Merle has a long beard and glasses and its standing in front of plants Barry walks up behind him and says: “ morning Merle!” Merle says: “… Who are you?”
Lup has short hair and is wearing a tank top she stands behind Barry and Barry says: “ I don’t know, I’m thinking about shaving-” Lup cut him off and kiss him on the mouth and then says intensely: “ no.”
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