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What Are White People Naming Their Kids This Week: A Report from the Baby Names Discussion Facebook Group // Week of October 12, 2018

  • Ileigh
  • Eveyruth
  • one woman who is asking for advice because her husband wants to choose between Proclus, Empedocles, Ptolemy, Parmenides, Euclid, Plotinus, Zeno, and Heraclitus, and she doesn’t like any of those
  • Riles
  • Ranse
  • Koda
  • Jetson
  • one woman who already has a son named Oliver-Fox and has come up with the following shortlist for her second child, a boy: Finley-Wolf, August-Bear, Oakley-Wolf, Atlas-Wolf, Bodhi-Wolf, Levi-Wolf, Remington-Wolf, Ronan-Wolf, Atticus-Wolf, Daxton-Wolf, Ezra-Wolf, Malakai-Wolf, and Sullivan-Wolf
  • Kainen Malikye
  • Migel
  • Sunday Ambrose
  • Sutton Ignatius
  • Emerik
  • Alexavier
  • Maxton
  • Legend
  • Ryzak
  • one woman seeking advice because she wants to name her son Caillou but her husband says he “hates the little bald brat on that show”
  • Sylvari
  • oh my god i almost had a heart attack i thought someone was actually naming their kid Chewbacca but they were talking about a dog
  • Dashiell Ulysses
  • Kynthia
  • Nyshayia
  • Steen
  • Kyng
  • Topanga Jolie
  • Kopelyn Tate
  • Aaden
  • Eske