Tag: about me
Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.
Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????
idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people
I’m 5’2
you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you
me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]
my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y
Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:
My computer:
my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:
You should all be detained ASAP





