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commandtower-solring-go:

jellies:

jellies:

jellies:

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

cumyolk:

my dad walked in my room with this and he thought it was the funniest shit, so

give the brilliant man what he wants. spread his meme. do his bidding

he needs the world to see his work

do it for my dad. spread the meme

cl-babydew:

alivingstonseagull:

nawafalsaghyir:

APOLOGY ACCEPTED TRUST DECLINED

You don’t have to let someone back in even if you’ve forgiven them

This is important! Especially that respond^^

othersidesofgeminis:

residentevil2remake:

creativerule34hentai:

Unpopular opinion: Bayonetta is a Bowsette version of Hideo Kojima

@bloodyaustriancrown

v1als:

tastefullyoffensive:

Worth it. (via welder22)

“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015

aethelfleds:

What she says: im fine

What she means: Cleopatra VII was an extremely intelligent woman and one of the greatest political minds of her time. She was the first Ptolemaic ruler to learn and speak in Egyptian because she knew how important it was to connect with the locals, but she also recognised Rome as an emerging power and formed alliances with them instead of making Rome her enemy. She probably saved her kingdom from absorption into Rome during her rule, and yet society has still turned her into yet another one of history’s sex objects, who was good for nothing other than her pretty face, a myth that today’s media continues to propogate. When will old white men int he film industry learn th

batmanisagatewaydrug:

worldsentwined:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

Die Eule ~~habe~~ hat Hunger

True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD

holy crap

curseworm:

curseworm:

im still so mad that google changed all their emojis to make them ugly generic knockoffs. they were so good before

dont forget her….

rahkshirock:

This last arc is hilarious when you look at the m9′s tactics from an outside perspective, like they literally rolled up to Avantika in Her boat, after killing Her crew, and become pirates out of sheer audacity.

They go on 1 (one) shore mission where fjord actively tries to drown Avantika but plays it off as nothing, seduces and sleeps with her a couple times. They roll up into port for 1 (one) day, steal her evidence, start a fight, and get her killed by pirate king.

Fjord is the only one with ANY experience on a ship

I would ABSOLUTELY believe beau when she says that this was an infiltration mission specifically against Avantika by an order of batman monks, because they pulled it off so well and with almost no casualties, while getting pretty much all the info they needed about the cloven orbs and stuff

But then you the viewer know that these events are the result of accidentally getting spotted trying to SPEAK to a messenger in a port city with no intentions at all, and they’ve been sailing by the seat of their pants the whole fucking time I love dnd