pure:

Yeah it’s cool to pretend you hate this site despite logging in via oxygen mask every day like a coward but I’m gonna miss this site when it tanks. Never have I interacted with a piece of media that is this entertaining and outrageous. It’s historical.

Tumblr’s polarity is truly only outmatched by Twitter to me. There are amazing and creative people here and then there are demons and scoundrels and the insane amount of micro-societies created by both would make any sociologist have a field day. You are always two degrees of separation away from mind-blowing confusion if you click any link on your dashboard. The constant stimulation…is terrifying.

femmefaramir:

penny-anna:

kayla-bird:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

hot take:

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

yarrayora:

ayearofdan:

Actually, on the subject of age, let me throw a quick little PSA your way. Kids don’t lie to adults about your age on the internet. Please. Let adults live in their comfort zones. I know we often hear it the other way around, which is also not okay, but last night I found out a girl I’d been speaking to who said she was mid twenties was actually sixteen. It just… it makes me feel uncomfortable. Please respect adults and what they want. Please don’t lie so that you can engage with them. It’s not cool. That’s all. Thanks.

#also it makes it difficult for adults to be responsible #an adult is going to talk differently to another adult than they are to a kid or teenager #just don’t lie to people????

Who’s Orchard?

divinesmite:

DND character I’m currently playing in my main campaign w friends! They’re a Warforged Oath of Ancients Paladin/Circle of Moon Druid (Druidin, or as I call the multiclass Arborator). They sorta look like this but with antlers, fireflies, and a full-body leaf/grass cape

(art courtesy of my friend @faevery)

petti-fog:

So here’s the gang all together! And with a bit of a background
for good measure. This is a party I was commissioned to do, and I really
hope all the players are happy with how their characters turned out. It
was a lot of fun to do a group this size!

depmode:

fjord’s nat 20 after caleb is downed vs fjord’s nat 1 when attacking caleb

→ bonus liam looking like a soft boy at matt’s description of fjord missing:

amy-alexandra:

ambris:

ask-keyframe:

catchymemes:

Father uses sons’ drawings as inspiration for anime transformations

By: Thomas Romain (twitter | instagram | youtube | patreon)

Wholesome and badass

The father’s artistic talent is clearly on display here, but I’m actually really impressed with this kid’s wild imagination. Many of his drawings are both conceptually unique and coherent.

I was gonna say, this kid is showing some real talent here.

my-insanity-is-an-artform:

porcelained:

sharksylph:

make a dragon wanna retire man

I’m so mad

I’M NOT. THAT IS BRILLIANT

nintenerd64:

butt-berry:

This 2-foot tall pink dog in a dress throws a harder punch than the 6+ feet mythical golem made completely out of metal

#yeah but the dog is real fuckin pissed

an open letter to the inventor of bread

flowury:

hey. thanks