
Current Mood
12 year-old child walked into our store, saw the gundam model kits on our wall, yelled “GUNDAM!!!!!!! HUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!” and started doing mock karate moves. seconds later his mom hurriedly ran into the store, grabbed him by the arm and hissed “we told you to stop doing this” and dragged him out
This has the same energy as shrimp heaven now
if someone makes you happy, make them happier
This mindset will make you the kindest you can be
sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever
hello fuzzy baby friendNOT A DOG
NOT A DOG
BEAR
ABORT ABORT ABORT
teaching children that they are allowed to walk away and cool off if they are feeling overwhelmed might literally save their life as teens/adults
one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter
Me: *Goes through ao3 tag*
Me: *Reaches the end*
Me: *Goes through ao3 tag with lower standards*
Uh, what happens on the third go-round? #askingforafriend
that’s when you start writing your own
I hate men who talk so fucking slowly that you can tell they’ve never had to rush to say what they want before being interrupted