doctorjjules:

icyheart-and-friends:

doctorjjules:

doctorjjules:

doctorjjules:

doctorjjules:

doctorjjules:

doctorjjules:

doctorjjules:

gays what is your wisdom on this saturday

thank you…… lesbians offer up your wisdom as well

thank you for your contributions….. fellow bi and pan people lend me your wisdoms

you’re all so right……… my ace friends please share a wisdom with me

thank you so much……….. trans gals and guys please tell me your wisdom for today

you’re so smart………. my nonbinary friends will you tell me your wisdom as well

thank you all……… with all this wisdom i have finally been able to reach my true power

what’s your true power??

it’s the power to give all the gays a really nice day… if you’re reading this and you’re gay something good is gonna happen to you because i said so

flatw00ds:

17! sometimes when limbs cannot be reattached by arcane healing or when they’re already LONG gone but the healer is really juicin’ the spell, you get…side effects. Has a higher chance in occurring with people who have phantom limbs post-amputation, or who have lost their limb in a highly traumatic fashion (much like how actual ghosts are formed).

theshitpostcalligrapher:

outlook-not-so-good:

edithroemer:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

xxdarthvaderofmiddle-earthxx:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

HEY. HEY @shiftythrifting LOOK AT THE WORST GODDAMNG GLASSES I OWN 

I BOUGHT THEM THE OTHER DAY FOR 4 BUCKS AT A VALUE VILLAGE IN WATERLOO ONTARIO

How do you see out of those? Can you walk right into a wall and the glasses will take first impact?

like they actually do work as sunglasses just real fuckin weird ones. 

there’s an unspeakably homestuckian energy around them, look at the fucking branding

Dave Strider would ironically unironically ironically wear these

id be angry but this is pure undistilled internet culture right here

OC questions that helped me with characterization:

gallusrostromegalus:

  1. On a scale of “is occasionally forced to bathe” to “Instagram model with sponsors to hoe for” how involved is your OC’s Skincare routine?
  2. What are your OC’s food preferences (flavors/textures/spiciness/calories/ when and how they eat) and how did they get that way?
  3. What’s something pointless/petty/unimportant that IRRATIONALLY ANNOYS THE HELL out of your OC?
  4. What’s your OC’s response to being asked for money by a homeless person?
  5. Does your OC get lost easily? What do they do when they do get lost?
  6. What would STOP your OC from Doing The Right Thing in a tense situation?
  7. Realistically, could your OC (in their normal circumstances- i.e. at thier own house/battlecamp/spaceship etc.) keep a small child alive for a week if they had to?  A Dog?  A Houseplant? A rock with a  smiley face painted on?
  8. If your OC had to take the S.A.T. tomorrow with one night to prep, how would they do?  both emotionally and academically.
  9. What would cause your OC to chose to do something petty/pointlessly cruel?
  10. On a scale of “Complete and Justified nervous breakdown” to “Conquer The Entire Galaxy and become an Immortal God-Emperor”, how well would your OC handle being abducted by Aliens?
  11. What song is 100% garunteed to get your OC beyond turnt and will be sung loudly and emabarrasingly, either in public or the shower?
  12. What perfectly-normal-to-them-thing does your OC do that confuses/pisses off/terrifies thier neighbors?
  13. Under what circumstances would your OC appear naked in public?
  14. What thing did your OC’s parents do that your OC wishes they had a better explanation for?
  15. How often does your OC “zone out” or do things on autopilot and how severe have the problems that have arisen from that been?
  16. How strong or weak is your OC’s Impulse control? What’s the worst thing that happened becuase of thier Impulsivity or inability to be so?
  17. How does your OC sabotage themselves? 
  18. What’s the trashiest item in your OC’s wardrobe, when was the last time they wore it and why do they still have it?
  19. How Dehydrated is your OC right now? Are they going to fix this?
  20. What’s your OC smell like?  no, not that “Vanilla and Anxiety” evocative stuff, realistically.  Body odor? what have they been touching all day? When was thier last shower? Did they put on any kind of artificial scent?