If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.

censorbotoffical:

partywithponies:

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

the only valid d&d experience

witchdoodle:

dm: this npc’s name is jamedi cosko
players: right, jumanji costco

codegoth:

ill be in my secret library kissing evil girls

unpretty:

oleathe:

unpretty:

unpretty:

one time i went to a work event with my dad and he was talking about some celebrity and one of the other guys there was like “i have no idea how you know all this stuff, i’m too old for this” and dad was like, “oh, you know, i’ve got teenagers” in a very ‘they force me to watch their garbage’ sort of way at which point i realized dad had been using me as a smokescreen for his love of mtv for years

when i was younger he would always let me bring my gameboy along to keep me entertained and then he would ask what i was up to in enough detail to establish that he had a basic understanding of pokemon, in order to establish dominance over the other, non-pokemon-understanding parents

Is it possible that maybe your dad enjoys spending time with you and that your interests became his, and he’s not just tryna flex on other parents

i have never at any point had any interest in mtv and he’d wait until other parents were around to ask uninteresting questions and then give them this look

but yeah, sure

perpetraitor:

karako-pierot:

vacuousautophobe:

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

we would all have to… maybe….. each type with a unique color…………. or perhaps some other way of making our text entirely unique and recognizable

Something unique about our typing styles… Something perhaps that one might call ‘quirky’………

teamoftres:

mattystarry:

Rest In Peace Stephen Hillenburg, this guy started a legacy and it still lives on today

Thank you

Steve died of ALS complications almost two years after announcing his diagnosis. As of his death, there is no known cure for ALS, and half of those diagnosed will die within three years of seeing their first symptoms.

Y’all, let’s remember him in style by donating to the ALS Association. If you have a few bucks to spare they’d really appreciate it.

thruthefiretothelimit:

i’m an escort & sex worker so IF YOU CAN / are more than perfectly able to donate to my paypal babygabrielle79@gmail.com. or other sex workers. i have no money right now, probably till next week. funds are often highly precarious for us and tumblr implements censoring on the international day to end violence against sex workers

dreagentry:

angrytransgirlsunited:

Being able to find Trans sex workers on here who were willing to give me advice actually saved my life and kept me from falling back into homelessness a few years ago, this purge can and will hurt Trans women.

And we need to step up and help Trans sex workers. If you’re a Trans person who relies on your income from sex work reblog this with your cashapp, paypal, GoFundMe, or whatever and I’ll reblog it til you start getting donations.

Google Wallet: rbcamming@gmail.com

Been trying to save up for a new phone for the past 2 years while also trying to save up for a new dryer to replace the one that’s been broken for a year and a half now.

reyohnaka:

instinctually it feels like theres something uh uniquely heinous abt this website’s policy change that effectively punishes/pushes off sex work being immediately followed by pornhub, a corporate platform based on stealing content from sex workers, generously offering to make itself a safe haven for tumblr’s lost & weary porn enthusiasts as a pr friendly twitter clapback