katanaclone

moonbrains:

dresswellactbad:

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

celebritiesandbooks:

teaboot:

One time in I asked my English teacher if I could go to the bathroom and he said the ‘I don’t know, can you’ line like it was something new and clever and my mind just sort of went stupid and I told him that if there was a colloquial gap between ‘can I’ and ‘may I’ that was significant enough to genuinely confuse him in the context of a classroom then maybe he shouldn’t be teaching highschool English, and what nobody tells you about that sort of situation is that no matter how good it feels, you do have to come back and finish the rest of the class

D A M N

headthotheaven:

moistmailman:

Did you know that they say that Mimikyu is so scary underneath it’s disguise that it’s appearance alone will kill anyone who sees it.

Well, I have a theory about what it might look like underneath it’s disguise

all I can hope for is that since making this post you’ve caught a glimpse of it and have perished knowing you are wrong

minerponyfeldspar:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

i ran a super smash brothers club in high school and we literally had to shut it down for this reason. like the class that used the room after us was complaining that the room was unusable

Friend saw this in Lubbock

nurse-peach:

if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me $100

birdycrow:

letmebegaytodd:

Every time i start a new vido game:

OH FUCK WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES

oliverpaulot:

i am SO SICK of unhappy endings. idk about anyone else but the #1 reason i like fiction is because everything can always work out no matter how bad it is. “what if the good guys lost” shut up. you are so fucking boring. give me happy endings or give me nothing

moonlandingwasfaked:

online job application: what would you do if there were only 2 lifeboats left

A: lovingly give them both to 1 customer and die

docincredible:

tilthat:

TIL famous playwright Henrik Ibsen, after overhearing his nurse assure a visitor he was doing better, spluttered his last words, “On the contrary!”

via reddit.com

You ever die just to flex on a medical professional?