thestuffedalligator:

An NPC we’re probably not going to get to in our campaign

Fantastical! Oracular! Write any question onto an ordinary stick, eat your patented Oricle, and find the answer to your question at the end of your frozen treat!* Available now in a marketplace near you!

*Barring a failed DC 10 constitution saving throw. Ebbot’s Frozen Oricles does not claim responsibility for 1d4 psychic damage from any brainfreeze that may occur