when i become president of The Islamic States Of America i will outlaw all anime except dragon ball, fist of the north star, and jojo’s bizarre adventure
consider him on death row
it may be probationarily considered on the basis that it’s a sports anime but first the fujoshis are getting deported
magical girl anime will be under an interim ban during the first 90 days of the bill and each one will undergo a thorough screening process. madoka is permanently banned though
yaoi will not merely be banned. it will have its very existence erased from history in the most orwellian sense. perish
an unnecessary expense for the state budget. just play the games. (the theme song can stay tho)
fma 2003: banned because we should’ve just had brotherhood in the first place
fmab: the anti-anime bill does not apply in this case. i wouldnt even consider it anime tbh. it’s True Cinéma and it’s required viewing for all citizens.
same goes for utena
during the interim ban, all copies of the berserk manga will be confiscated in order for federal agents to erase every picture of griffith. after that I will legalize berserk
sorry, evangelion’s gotta go. we must preserve the mental and emotional wellbeing of our citizens. i would reconsider if the religious references were islamic though
i havent seen it but i personally trust you for Wholesome Content™ so chances are it’ll pass our screening during the interim ban. we’ll see.
under my regime all criminals will be made an example of. if you wanna read the weeb pirate manga you can go read it after we toss you into the ocean. get the full aquatic felony experience
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