biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ljlyall:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ljlyall:

ljlyall:

The dean of students took the wheels from my heelys I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I’m LIVID

this is 100x more tragic than the story of icarus, fight me

Valid, but where his kink was hubris mine was Cowerdice

kink