the implication that 45-year old men with dad bods and a jeans addiction represents Peak Elf Beauty is uhhhh Very Good.
Naturally, this means that Kravitz is, in fact, tragically plain-looking by elf standards and all the elves say it must be true love that keeps him and Taako together, gods know he’s no Barry Bluejeans
Elf beauty standards and human beauty standards are so totally different that by elf standards Barry is like the most beautiful man and by human standards Lup is like the most beautiful woman but both of them think that they’re very plain and the other is totally out of their league
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