yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: ok you be now broken into the government facility that’s hoarding cryptids

Cultist: what criptds do we see

DM: there’s Big Foot, Motha-

Cultist: I roll to release mothman

* succeeds roll *

DM: mothman flees the building immediately tripping the alarm

Cultist: WHY I ROLLED GOOD

DM: because mothman will never love you the way you love him