mikkeneko:

Arcane Familiar: a spell that allows the caster to send out his mind beyond the boundaries of the material plane to make contact with an alien being from the far reaches of the netherscape, communicate with them, and enter into a dark pact offering their life-force, in exchange for the being to come to this world in the form of an amorphous, immortal, magical trickster being who will obey the caster’s every dark and dire whim

Caleb: I command Frumpkin to do a blep

Frumpkin: :p