criticalrolo:

Headcanon that Caleb is just, so freaking lactose intolerant, but he’s at the point where he doesn’t give any amounts of fucks whatsoever and one time Beau sees him drinking milk (or otherwise consuming dairy but let’s stick with milk) and she’s like “aren’t you going to get sick” and he just downs the whole glass, looks Beau in the eyes, and says “some days I want to feel alive”