sockablock:

I’m absolutely thrilled for the m9’s pirate shenanigans, but please keep in mind that literally half the crew is made up of Nott “I hate water” the Brave, Caduceus “I cast calm emotions on myself” Clay, and Caleb “was just recently waterboarded” Widogast, AND that only one member of the group has ever sailed, and five of these assholes literally just saw the ocean for the first time yesterday