winter2468:

boy: got any fantasies 😉

me: i wake up and find the avengers: age of ultron dvd on my shelf. i am confused because i was so disappointed by the movie that i didn’t purchase it. curious, i decide to watch it. the plot is almost exactly the same, except the characterization is much better, and instead of introducing his wife and kids to the avengers at the farm, clint introduces his best friend kate and his dog lucky. kate then joins the avengers and they kick ultron’s ass. the movie ends with the avengers looking out over new york. clint and natasha, and wanda and vision are holding hands. the maximoffs are jewish. pietro lives.

boy: i meant sexual stuff

me: x men apocalypse ends with it being heavily implied that charles and erik are sleeping together.

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