IT WAS JUST BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT JEWISH WEREWOLVES CANNOT CELEBRATE PURIM, TU BISHVAT, TU B’AV, THE BEGINNING OF SUKKOT, OR THE BEGINNING OF PESACH
Explain please?
Full moon
What do you mean they can’t celebrate? They:
– are already in a good costume for purim
– dig up trees for tu bishvat
– find each other and mate for tu b’av
– sleep outside for sukkot
– refrain from eating chametz for pesach